I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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