Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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