I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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