I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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