He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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