Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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