so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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