I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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