Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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