What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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