Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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