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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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