We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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