it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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