he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
