gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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