it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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