He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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