Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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