this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
