I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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