how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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