So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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