So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
All the doctor said was why
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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