Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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