Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
A+ Viking dick
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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