we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
