I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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