He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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