Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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