but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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