At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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