I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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