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ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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