1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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