dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
