Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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