Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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