She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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