I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I think i peed on brittanys purse
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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