even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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