i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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