I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i already hear my dad disowning me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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