I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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