Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Randomize
