It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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