yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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