She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There's always time for handjobs
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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