So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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