My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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