i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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